If Money Grew on Trees

My laptop has been so slow lately, and I've been jonesing for a new one. I have a lot of loyalty for HP products. When I saw this laptop, I could just die! I want it sooo bad. It even comes with a matching Vivienne Tam sleeve!

Most importantly, it's oh so portable. 10.1" display, 2.45 lbs, and only 1" thick. You wouldn't believe how much difference a pound makes when it comes to a laptop. And is that a imbedded webcam I see? Are you sure Santa doesn't exist? Because I have a tiny request :)